5. Uggs
-First of all they are ugly as sin. Second, if your feet really need an entire Sheep to keep them warm maybe you should go see a doctor about your circulation. EVERYONE has a pair, get over it!
4. Turtle Necks
-if your neck is cold, wear a scarf. If you really need to wear one, go teach 2nd grade.
3. Stilettos
-Anything that makes you walk like a duck, you probably shouldn't wear!
2. Peace Signs
-(earrings, necklaces, shirts, pants, Sharpied on to either, just...no, they should have died with bell bottoms)
And the NUMBER ONE thing I wish would be banned....
1. Peace signs, i just really can't stand them so they get two spots
i agree. although, at times i do enjoy seeing girls wearing uggs. but i do wish that every girl in the world didn't wear them. i constantly see them in NYC. and yeah, i think we should move on from the peace sign. peace is good, but the symbol has degenerated to a bit of a joke.
ReplyDeletedude, what up with your peace sign hatred?
ReplyDeletei'm wearing a turtleneck as i read this.
Quite the hater.
ReplyDeleteA. Uggs are not only very functional in colder temperatures, but fashionable when paired/balanced with the appropriate clothing. Perhaps you should peruse the male selection at http://www.cozyboots.com/mens-ugg.shtml.
B. Turtle necks with gathers/pleating at the neckline and fitted around the waistline are considered fashion forward. Boys, stay away from the turtle necks.
C. Stilettos. I don't think a single item screams femininity more. Tom, you do realize that heels tend to make a woman look long, lean, and....attractive. Are you still the Tom that I know?
Perhaps the "walking like a duck" is due to the tightness of the skirt? Just a thought.
It's all out of love not hate...
ReplyDeleteA. what is fashionable about a plain brown boot?
B. I should have been more specific. The plain white 1993 turtle neck. Fancy turtle necks are fine...
C. Please consider i'm 5'9" heels usually make a girl to tall. Also, i have no beef against plain heels just the long elf pointed looking stilettos
ah yes... the elf point stilettos...
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